Things my 2 year old done in the 6 weeks That your 2 year old definitely didn't do ...

Things my 2 year old done in the 6 weeks That your 2 year old definitely didn't do... Number one, she killed my bird. Yes, she killed my bird. My grandfather initially gave it to Freddy. It was a little singing bird. Um, and yeah, she, um, gave it a heart attack and it died basically because she is so feral. Not gonna explain how it happened because, honestly, tragic. So I was actually crying for about two days. I really love that bird. If I'm quite honest with you. Like I rang up my granny and I was like, granny, you're gonna have to come and get her because I'm hysterical. No one can come and get the little shit. I had to fucking sit with the dead bird and sit with the fucking child that killed the bird. Her saying, tell me, mummy, sorry, mummy. Oh my God, I've got a fucking demon as a child. She blocked my whole sink with cat litter. Yes, my whole sink with cat litter. And also eyebrow brushes, lollipop sticks, anything else you could fit in there, she done it. I'd pull the whole thing out. She'd been doing this over a certain amount of time because obviously it was filled up at a point. Um, after at the end of the six weeks holiday, she'd been filling that up, the whole six weeks holiday just putting like little lollipop sticks in, eyebrow sticks, anything that she could fit in. She's had the poor dog in headlock more than once. Definitely from my father's side. I'm gonna be honest. I don't blame her dad. He used to be really, really bad with like things like this, and just being extra feral. And yeah, she takes after him. I believe I strongly, strongly believe actually. And she's actually fucked because when she shouts at me, she's going, oh my God, you look like my mum. My mum and my dad, we look at each other and we're like, which one's gonna take her today? And neither of us want to do it. I'm gonna be honest. Me and my other half look at each other and we're like, which one's gonna take her today? And neither of us want to do it. She's the cutest little thing you've ever seen in your whole life. She's actually beautiful. She's so cute and it makes it worse because I feel like, oh, I feel so sorry for her. So yeah, there's so many more things. I can't actually think of them right now. I should have actually written them down in my book. But, um, she killed my bird. The bird's dead. She's dead. See later, bird. Anyone that says boys are harder than girls, I have both. I'll pick my boy any day. I love you. Me and my other half look at each other and we're like, which one's gonna take her today? And neither of us want to do it. She's terrible. But she is the cutest little thing you've ever seen in your whole life. She's so cute and it makes it worse because I feel like, oh, I feel so sorry for her.