LIBERAL HELLHOLES

This is liberal hellholes, a travel series where I, as a red-blooded conservative, go visit liberal cities to see just how bad things actually are there. Today's a special episode because I'm featuring two woke dumpster fires near each other in San Antonio and Austin. In San Antonio, the Alamo where we defeated Mexico. Wouldn't know it because it still feels like Mexico. It was nearly impossible for me to be able to tell an American citizen and who's an illegal. I guess the other way. Latino men did vote for Daddy last election. That being said, the libtard Latinos were trying to kill me because when I try something they call Tex Mex food, I think that they put some chemical agent in there that they call spice. Luckily, I was able to survive by drinking a margarita. I then went to the San Antonio River Walk, where I was much more comfortable. Is nothing but American chain restaurants there. I was more comfortable spending time at Margarita Villa or the Hard Rock Cafe. After the dumpster fire of San Antonio, I made it to the wasteland of Austin, which I'm told is the most liberal city in all of Texas. Given the fact that the soy boys and granola gals here love to go to their Barton Springs and go swimming. Given I thought that they were blue-haired vegans, I was shocked to discover that these people do love their barbecue, which I'll consider to be the only redeeming quality of them as a MAGA American. Unfortunately, I was reminded about how these pansies love their environment because they literally love pansies and flowers. Everyone told me blue bonnets and bloom, to tell you, of the most feminine and embarrassing things in my life.