Look at this, I'm not moving it.

Look at this, I'm not moving it. Get in, get in there. What? It's dead. It's not dead. What? No, he's just faking his death. He's not gonna hurt you, put it back in the bag. I tried. Put the fries in the bag. Yo, he's trying to attack me. Dude, he can't attack you, he has no head or body. He's got no guts or skin. Somebody give me a paperclip. Try to stop him. He's literally moving. Look at this. Is that a real snake? Look. Yeah, I know, he's fine. He was crawling out of the bag. Was he slithering or was he crawling? Slithering. How'd you find it? I heard the bag going like this and I was like, is he still alive? Where, what was the snake at when you found it? In the floorboard, crawling, slithering around. He gained an extra life. Ain't you excited about eating it? I am, but. Now that I know it might still be alive. It ain't alive. I'm just kidding. I'm scared. No, but I think it's pretty cool. Why are you scared of it when it won't let go when he starts screaming? Look, because. I don't like snakes. You're starting to holler in it. Because he tried to bite me.