And you can’t convince me otherwise.

And you can’t convince me otherwise. And all three of those motherfuckers were vampires. Obviously that gorgeous man in white that like floated over to them, that was the most vampirey vampire that ever vampired. Like you couldn't look more like a vampire if you tried. And then the two that were doing the man on the street interview, people are like, oh it's just the darker skinned one that's also a vampire. No no no no no no no no, the light skinned one, vampire as well. All three of them. You did you peep those canines? Ombre stumbled upon the Colorado clan of black vampires. Because how are you going to tell me you started running so I started running? Why would you start running if I started running? And why is your skin so clear? And what's under that fedora? What are you hiding under there? The terror in that man's eyes, if this was just a skit then fucking give him the Oscar, okay? Meryl could take notes. My thing is, why did you not keep running? The second they started dapping each other up, didn't your mind go, it's a trap? And it was nighttime. If it was a skit, all four of them deserve Oscars. What the terrified man said was he's trying to kill me, call 911. He didn't say he started off as a bat and then shape shifted into a human before he tried to ensanguinate me. And yet we were all like, oh there's some vampire shit happening here.