Put a finger down if you're paying for two people's bills on one person's income, then you find out your ex is cheating.

Put a finger down if you're paying for two people's bills on one person's income, then you find out your ex is cheating. So you decide to try and get another apartment behind her back, but you don't really have extra money like that because you're paying all of the bills. So you decide to skip out on your car note for two months to try and save money and the plan backfires. Put a finger down if the cost to get the car back was $2,200 and your ex offers you $1,100 because you were never going to ask her for any money. She just, you don't know, you guys are just cohabitating at this point. So you guys do get the car back and afterwards she demands that you let her out of the lease and you refuse because you want to be the one that move out of the that moves out of the apartment. So then she demands her $1,100 back and you refuse that also because you've been taking care of her for a whole year. You're not going to give her the $1,100 back. So she steals your car and hides it. And also her car was never broke down. She hit something and her bumper was hanging off and she was too embarrassed to drive it. So she asked me could she drive my car to work and I said yes. And I stayed home and fixed her bumper. She's a pathological liar. Put a finger down if you paid her car off, paid her student loans off, sent her on a girl's trip to Jamaica, invested over $1,000 into her skincare business and just funded her lifestyle all the way around. Oh, and also let's not forget, you tailored her resume and prepped and primed her for an interview to land her first corporate job, all for her to look you in the face, look you in the eyes and say you were dragging her down. Put a finger down if her cousin was in the comments reiterating the fact that you did fund her entire lifestyle. Shout out to the nukes. What nukes doesn't know is that that day she FaceTime you and told you to come over to the house to come over to the house to beat me up because I had took her passport and hidden it so she couldn't go to the club. When really, she had took her passport, put it in that little black purse and hid it under the bed. And she thought I wasn't going to find it. She just wanted you to come beat me up when really, she didn't need you to come beat me up because right after she hung up that FaceTime call, she tried to leave the house with my car keys and I think my cell phone and I blocked the door and I said no, bro, give me my stuff. And she did, she beat me up herself. Put a finger down if that while you guys were cohabitating, you would often ignore her because what the fuck is there to talk about? She would literally be with her new nigga and call your phone back to back to back to back to back to the point to where it would cause you to have a mental breakdown. Put a finger down if you were trying to get another apartment, so you lied into her that you didn't have money for rent this month, thinking it would be okay because you paid the rent the whole year by yourself. And she told you, oh, if you don't have the money for rent, you got to get out. And she kicked you out instantly on the first day of the new year. Put a finger down if a couple months after you paid her car off, she drove that same car to go cheat on you with a guy with no car named Ryan. Hmm. Come to think of it, my ex had an older sister and a couple weeks before my ex started fucking Ryan, there was a guy that tried to talk to her and she entertained it for a little bit before realizing he was pretty dusty. What was his name? Oh yeah, Ryan.