Hook
Welcome to the Sandbox
More breakout videos from this creator.
Is it appropriate for a grown man to have a name start with J? I got a lot of friends, Jimmy, Jake, John, Jonathan. And Jerry. I mean, Jerry is very submissive. Very submissive word. Look at the actual letter, you know what I'm saying? It's a curvy letter, no thick, no curvature, a little too sexual by itself. You see letters like an M, straight lines up down up down. You know what I'm saying? An N, same same variation. But a J, it gets way too curvy, you know what I'm saying? A little slim thick, it's like okay, what's going on here? I'd say the only J name that gets a pass is Jim. Just off the fact that Jim sounds like Jim, and we're men. And I say James because of LeBron. I like that too, exactly. But then it's like you're a different man named after LeBron James. You're not LeBron. You're not LeBron. How is your name James and you one nigga? At the same time too, like look at all the J words, you know what I'm saying? Jumping, you know what I'm saying? Jiggling, you know what I'm saying? Jubilation, June, things like that. Like Joy. July, you know what I'm saying? And the whole J connotation, you mentioned it earlier with the J and Z debate, like you're taking another letter's variation. You're stealing words, you're stealing pronunciations. It's not creative, it's uninspired, and it's quite frankly it's lazy. It pisses me off. And then look at the show Tom and Jerry, Jerry is getting chased. That's not manly. The whole episode. Every time. Every time, you know? Ben and Jerry's. Ice cream, sweet treats. Ice cream, sweet. Very soft, sweet-ass nigga. Like what? Maybe if his name was like Job. I like Job. Maybe we can name him Job. Words like Jovial, Juvenile. Justice. Jamaica.