Who would you rather me or your mom

Okay. Um, who would you rather with, me or your mom? Okay. Never, ever. This is not smart. They actually might hate you now. I'm kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm in trouble. No. Uh, okay, anyways, who would you rather plan your birthday? Like the whole day? Which one's you? The first one? Who would you rather call to bail you out of jail? I'd probably call you because my mom probably busy doing something or. Okay, uh, figure out yourself. Who would you rather with, or how? Who would you rather be stuck in an elevator with for five hours? That's both bad. No. Oh, mom, you'll probably be scared the whole time and, like, crying. Who would you rather, wait. Be teammates with on a game show? Oh, we winning? Hey, who would you rather trust to keep a secret? Who would you rather trust more with your bank account? Okay, who would you rather trust more to do your hair? You. Who would you rather trust more to give you a tattoo? My mom would never give me a tattoo. Who? Oh, gosh. Who would you call first if you got arrested? You know, it depends on the day. Like on a day like you're free, like not doing anything? Yeah, I just pick you. Who would you rather be with in a hotel room alone? Who gives? What kind of question is that? Who gives better advice? I don't know. Do you give me advice? I don't know, do I? I think you just tell me. I don't know. I don't know. Just pick one. No. Let me skip that question. Oh, that one. That's the last one. Okay.