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The judge decided Christa Pike, since she had the filled... the judge is going to let her go. Literally, like he's letting her go. She's just going to walk free. She's going to walk free to your house. To the people who keep writing her, you get to take Christa in, okay? And those who are begging for her to be off paper. Excuse my hair because it does, I know. This is hot hair, okay? Yeah. Okay, so if you are writing Christa Pike and she shows up at your house, you deserve it. You deserve it. I don't even want to tell you what she's going to do. But when she's eating cereal the next day, I really, really hope that you have some Fruity Pebbles, because that's what you're going to be after you're done with Christa. Fruity Pebbles in a bowl. Yes. Your brain. It's going to be like Fruity Pebbles. And then she's going to eat it because she's a... what is that guy that eats people? I don't know, but she's that person.
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