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Humpty Dumpty sat on the bed, little Bo Peep was giving him head. As he came, she started to weep. She could tell by the taste she'd been shagging her sheep. This is Adult Nursery Rhymes, and if you're easily offended then you really need to just scroll on by and pretend you never even saw it. If though, like me, you've got a rather warped sense of humour you might quite like this book. And it's on a really good deal at the minute. I've put a link down there so you can see that deal for yourself. This is 144 pages of downright disgusting, vulgar, but hilariously funny nursery rhymes, or at least spins on nursery rhymes that you might kind of remember from your childhood. Not only is it hilariously funny and very, very vulgar, it's full of amazing illustrations which really do make it look like something that you might see on your grandparents' bookshelf. But believe me, it really does read like something that you would hear down the pub. If this sounds like something that you'd like, or maybe you think it'd make a great gift for someone that you'd know, I don't know how long the deal's running on this so if you do want to make sure you don't miss out, click that link down there and go have a look.