Son, why is there an entry on the family expense report of $200,000 for a neurotic ape NFT?

Son, why is there an entry on the family expense report of $200,000 for a neurotic ape NFT? Oh, dad, that's an investment. Floor price on that was 50 bucks and someone bought immediately for 150,000, so I got a net 200,000 since it's clearly going to the moon. Son, what makes you think that the person who posted it for 50 dollars didn't just buy it for 150,000 off of a separate account, making you think that the value is higher than it actually is? And now that you've bought it for 200,000, he's profited 50, washed 150,000 and all you're left with is a worthless NFT. Is there any roadmap for these NFTs? Do you even know the team behind them? Yeah, it's a guy with a beef of vendetta mask on. Okay, no more mindless investing. Son, you really need to start doing your research. Yeah, that's probably fair. Um, next expense report though, you might see some other purchases. More neurotic apes? No, no, no, no. Naked neurotic apes. If this didn't reduce our taxable profits, I would be very angry. Get someone who knows NFTs to go anonymously make us 10,000 of them and put them through our marketing funnel. Then, on separate anonymous wallets, begin buying them back at six and seven figure price points. Then after a while, use a legitimate wallet tied to one of our offshore accounts and buy back the NFTs so that you can finally sell them for a larger amount of money to some poor unsuspecting fool. And make sure it's all properly shielded.