Convincing my boss to let me work remotely

Convincing my boss to let me work remotely. Here I am again with more suggestions. First of all, it takes me 2 hours to go to the office and back and I get motion sickness which is not nice. Then you can think about work on the way to work and be extra productive, maybe listen to a podcast. I still haven't listened to any full episode to this day. Wasn't that like a work-homework assignment? Anyway, it's harder to spot when I'm taking a nap instead of working. You're actually making me want to put you on full time not-hybrid. I promise not to use the word chilling anymore to refer to remote work. This is me working remotely from Italy. You weren't in Italy, were you? I was. And this is me when I wake up to the office. So I think that's pretty clear that I work better when I look like this. I don't see a laptop in either of these photos. I was coming up with ideas for the content. Wine really makes me creative. And you refuse to hire more males so I don't see a point of me coming to work in person. I haven't gotten any good male applicants. We also have a tech team, you just don't interact with them. You never ask how the tech team guys are doing. Here are my suggested working hours for the in-person work. So definitely not Monday because Monday is hard as it is. Wednesday is a little Saturday. Thursday it's like a f*cking November of days of the week. Thursday is basically Friday and then who wants to come to the office on Friday? I do. *good for you* Maybe that's why I'm single. I can give you 2 hours on Tuesday. 2 hours? We can make it 3. I kind of want to take you off hybrid and put you on to full time because I officially don't trust you to work remotely at all.