Hook

Their other posts in the index, biggest breakout first.
HR: unfortunately after assessing your performance we have to... let you go! Employee: that's too bad can you tell me... what was assessed?! HR: after calibrating the review numbers we found you... fell short of metrics! Employee: and... what are those metrics? HR: I won't be able to go over the specifics for numbers we can talk about them at a later date. Employee: were you the one who... made this decision? where's my manager?! HR: I don't think I can give you the clarity or answers that's going to... meet your expectations. Employee: do you even know anything about the people you're... FIRING? HR: really sorry you're having this experience the answer to that question won't... change this outcome! you'll be hearing from my lawyer! Employee: but... how would you pay your lawyer?! HR: Give! Don't ask questions! Shut your lip!