Watch me give you a free trading strategy

Wait, don't scroll. I know you don't know me, but I'm about to give you a free trading strategy that you'll probably pay somebody for, because I paid somebody for it. But I'm going to give it to you for free. Hold on. Heiken Ashi candles, that's what these candles look like. That's why this shit is so smooth. Five minute time frame, this is the S&P 500. Wait. It's three rules. Only three, and you only need really one indicator, but let's just say three. Red line, that is your VWAP. Blue line, that's your 21 EMA. Yellow line, that's your 9 EMA. If you don't know what EMAs is, whatever. If you don't know what a VWAP is, whatever. But hold on, I'm about to tell you the rules. All right, rule number one. Above VWAP, calls. Below VWAP, puts. Real simple. Next rule, wait for a doji. Nine crosses the 21 EMA. Again, wait for a doji, nine cross the 21 EMA. You're looking for a candle with no wick on the bottom. That's your entry. Your exit is the next doji, or if you feel like the shit going to keep on running, just stay in the trade. Now I'm going to tell you the down. Same thing, I didn't move the chart, it's the same shit. So look, doji, no wick, nine cross below the 21 EMA. That's your entry candle. Ride it to the next green doji. Get out. Now, again, let me tell you, it only works like 60% of the time. I've seen people make thousands. But you can lose money. You will lose money. Everybody loses money. I'm not here to sell you no dreams. This shit is free. I just gave you some information. This is some shit I'm guarantee you you could pay somebody for, and they will sell it to you. Heiken Ashi candles, five minute time frame, it's a couple, three entries, and then you out of there.