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Nobody talks about this, but the name that you choose to give your child is either going to set them up for huge and great success or is going to make them a complete and total NPC. And the reason for this is very simple. If you're a kid, right, and you find out you have a legendary ass name, like you're Usain Bolt's kid and you find out that your name is Olympia Lightning Bolt, do you really think she's going to want to work at Target for the rest of her life? My nigga, with a name like that, success is almost guaranteed because the amount of pressure she's going to feel to live up to a godly name like that is going to be tremendous. And we all know pressure makes diamonds. So if you're going to have a kid and you're sitting there and you're thinking about what to name them and you want them to be great, do not sit there and name them John Doe, because at that point the chances you're going to make them an NPC is pretty much 100.
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