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Do you know how mad I would be if somebody froze me for 30 fucking years?

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The creator uses a relatable, high-energy reaction to a viral news story, leveraging the 'what if' scenario to create an engaging and humorous commentary.

Summary

The creator reacts to a news story about a baby born from an embryo frozen for over 30 years. He humorously expresses his frustration at the idea of being born in 2025 instead of the 90s.

Structure

1Reaction to the news story
2Humorous rant about missing the 90s
3Critique of the name Thaddeus
4Well wishes for the baby's future

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The world's oldest baby has been born from an embryo frozen in 1994 Thaddeus Daniel Pierce is over 30 years old despite being born July 26, 2025 The World's Oldest Baby

Transcript

Do you know how mad I would be if somebody froze me for 30 fucking years? And I was supposed to be a 90s baby, but I'm born in the year 2025. Having to grow up with constant brain rot, and I show speed barking at people, missing LeBron's prime, missing Tom Brady's prime, but not being able to grow up and live my early life without the internet. And then on top of all of that, you decide to name me Thaddeus? I swear to God, the moment I gained consciousness and was able to process what my parents did, I would have to squabble up. At that point, they left me no choice. Like, being born in the big year of 2025, especially when you could have been born in the 90s, is like the complete opposite of winning the genetic lottery. I'm not going to lie, I hope this dude's life turns out beautiful and he has a great life, but I know if I was him, me personally, I'd be pissed.