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Best time to get your Eid haircut ranking from worst to best. This is absolutely mandatory. You do not wanna go to Eid prayer without having a fresh cut. Now, number four at dead last is two weeks before Eid. Now, a lot of people do this in order to skip or avoid the Eid inflation in the barbershop. However, bro, I can understand that from like an economic perspective, however, like the opportunity cost is just not there, okay? Like it's not worth it, bro. You do not want to get a haircut two weeks before Eid. You are minimizing prestige, bro. Your number three is one week before Eid. Okay, now this is extremely, extremely, extremely underrated, okay? A lot of people think that if you get a haircut one week before Eid, you're gonna have overgrown hair, too much, your hair is gonna grow too fast or whatever. However, at one week, your hair is gonna be overcooked in a way that it actually compliments your hair, bro. Because you'll realize that whenever you get a haircut in like five to seven days mark, you reach like a flow state where your hair just looks majestic. One week is completely valid. I think it's a perfect, especially for employed, you don't have time on the weekdays, you get a haircut like one week before on the weekend. I think it's perfectly valid and you might get that like majestic flow state 60% of the time. Number two is getting a haircut the day before Eid. Okay, now I'm gonna be honest with you, bro. This is risky, bro. This is extremely, extremely risky, okay? Like for example, if you get a taper, right? For example, if you have a taper, you can see there's like a bald spot right here. This is like empty, this is like skin showing, okay? You don't want that, bro. Okay? A lot of people think this is freshness. Like this, this looks fresh. It is way too artificial to go without any sort of like ingrown hair and having it completely bald. You don't want that, bro, especially if you get a fade. Like I don't know who gets fade these days, but if you get a fade, extremely, extremely artificial. You want some natural aspect to it, okay? However, this approach is valid when you have a thick beard, bro. Oh my god, bro. If you have a beard, you want to get your cut as late as possible because you want that sharp line. You want your like beard line to be as sharp as possible, as straight as possible, that if someone sees you from a distance, he's gonna give you respect. And you're, this way you're gonna be able to maximize your prestige level. Number one, I don't really think this is an argument. I think this is like a fact. It's that like I think the whole Ummah has agreed to this, is that you get your haircut three days before or like the 27th of Ramadan. That is like the perfect sweet spot of like freshness and marination, bro. That's like the perfect spot. That's like the perfect equilibrium, bro. So Eid is upon us, it's in a few days. May Allah accept all of our Ramadan.
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