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ENOUGH WITH THE PARTLESS SLICKBACK. At this point, what are we doing, guys? A partless slickback? Are you okay? I want off the ride. I want off the cuca-doodle-doo locomotion. That's your run-of-the-mill slickback ponytail, babe. It was a slickback ponytail in 1990, it was a slickback ponytail yesterday, it was a slickback ponytail today, and it will be tomorrow. Why are we acting like the wheel hath been reinvented? I understand like romanticizing your life, but like, it gets to a point. This is that point. Just say you liked her hair. You wanted to recreate her look. You don't have to behave as though she's utilized some kind of cutting-edge hair technology. It's a ponytail. She looks great, but it's just a ponytail. We got to get a grip.
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