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Their other posts in the index, biggest breakout first.
HEY, EXCUSE ME, WHAT'S THE BIGGEST GREEN FLAG IN A RELATIONSHIP? PROBABLY REMEMBERING WHAT TODAY IS. PROBABLY REMEMBERING WHAT TODAY IS. OH, WHAT'S TODAY? MY BIRTHDAY. OH, MY BIRTHDAY. OH, HE FOR SURE REMEMBERED. YEP, YEP. YOU PLAN THIS? I TOTALLY DID. THIS IS LARRY. THAT'S ME. OH, I'VE NEVER HEARD OF YOU. IT'S AN OLD HIGH SCHOOL BUDDY. HE CALLED ME LAST NIGHT. I WAS WORRIED YOU FORGOT. WAS WORRIED YOU FORGOT. NO, NO, NO. IT'S LIKE A FLASH MOB THING. FLASH MOB THING. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BIG 29 30. THE BIG 29 30. 30, YEAH. YOU TOLD HIM? YEAH. HA. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. THANKS LARRY. YEAH. THAT'LL BE FUN. WHAT WE HAVE GOING ON? OH, WELL, ABOUT THIS NICE DINNER AT THIS, LIKE, REALLY NICE PLACE. IT'S LIKE, MEDIUM EXPENSIVE PLACE. YOU CARE ABOUT ME SO MUCH. I'M SO LUCKY. YEAH. YEAH. IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, BUD. HEY, NO PROBLEM. DUDE.