What if your dog started hitting that zag?

What if your dog started hitting that zag? Day one, you left the roach on the table. Your dog jumped up, grabbed it and took the biggest rip of his life. 5 minutes later, he's just standing in the middle of the living room, staring at the wall like he's seeing God. One week. He now refuses to go outside during the day because the sun is too loud. He's doing faded zomy where he runs in circles extremely slowly while looking confused. One month, he's developed a serious case of the Munchie. He breaks into the trash. and eats everything that slightly reminds him of food. 3 months. He's extremely paranoid. Every time the doorbell rings, he sprints to the back room and hides behind the couch. He also bars at the ceiling fan like it's an undercover cop. 6 months. He's fully embraced the stone life style. He spends most of his day laying on the couch, only getting up when he smells food. He told you his name is blaze now. 1 year. Your dog is no longer a dog. He's just some guy who lives in your house. He wakes up, hits his little corner, eats everything in sight, then goes back to straight chilling mode. Tag the friend who's dog seems to be the biggest.