Fighting Games

I had my virginity stripped from me and it's happened to so many other people too playing fighting games. There is no ego or pride in fighting games. There's no one to blame for you losing. You actually have to learn and study the game. And that's why I think a lot of people don't like playing fighting games. That's the raid simulator, Brawlhalla for example. All it takes is one grab and now you're legend is suddenly on a world tour. Then you got the manhood taker itself, Smash Bros Ultimate. I want you to know every time you're getting destroyed in that game, it's by a person who haircut looks like this. Oh, and let's not forget the trauma center, MKX. I need to know whose brain I did was to engineer domestic violence at 60 FPS. All it takes is one whiff in that game and you're going to be putting in the combo longer than the Lord of the Rings trilogy. And you can't forget Street Fighter 6. That game is proof that people who play fighting games enjoy suffering recreationally. I opened training mode for 5 minutes and it felt like I was enrolling into community college. Have y'all ever spoke to someone who plays Street Fighter? It sounds like they got a PhD in geometry. Oh, and lastly, we can't forget about the game created by demons themselves, Tekken 8. Every Tekken 8 combo is longer than the Walmart receipt if you start getting hit, just put your controller down, pick it up in a minute and the combo might be over.