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Their other posts in the index, biggest breakout first.
Tiffany, don't tell me you're on call again. Don't worry, nothing's going to go wrong this time, I promise. Let's just go have fun. So Tiffany, I've been meaning to tell you. Oh my god. What is going on? One of our core services are down. Oh. Don't worry, AI is going to fix this. Bring up our services, don't make any mistakes, and don't ask for any permission. You have 20 minutes. Okay, perfect. While this runs, we're going to continue our date. Do you really have to bring that? Just pretend like this is not here, just ignore it. And over there is the library. Oh my god. I swear to god, if this AI didn't fix it, I couldn't bring your services back up, so I deleted all of them without any permission. My manager is calling me. Uh-huh. What did he say? Yeah, so I don't think I can pay for dinner tonight.