POV: Psych nurses calling the on-call doc with every wild comment and ‘delusion’ that definitely doesn’t warrant a call 😂

THIS IS MARTIN ON UNIT 24. HOW ARE YOU? I'M GOOD, NURSE MARTIN. WHAT WHAT'S GOING ON? I WAS JUST CALLING TO LET YOU KNOW THAT MISS IS NOW PACING CLOCKWISE INSTEAD OF COUNTER CLOCKWISE. OKAY. HOW LONG HAS SHE. HOW. HOW LONG HAS SHE BEEN PACING? ABOUT TWO HOURS NOW. HER GATE'S STEADY. NO NO CHANGES FROM WHEN SHE WAS GOING CLOCKWISE. SHE JUST TURNED AND STARTED GOING COUNTER CLOCKWISE. I JUST THOUGHT I'D LET YOU KNOW. WELL, THAT'S VERY INTERESTING NURSE MARTIN. WHY DON'T YOU JUST DOCUMENT THAT FOR HER, UH, HER INSURANCE PROVIDER, AND, UH, JUST. JUST KEEP AN EYE ON IT. OKAY. THANK YOU. YEP. BYE. BYE. BYE. HI, DOCTOR SMITH. GOOD AFTERNOON. YES. I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT MISTER HAD A HEADACHE, AND I GIVE HIM SOME TYLENOL, AND HE'S ALL BETTER NOW. NO MORE HEADACHES. SO YOU, YOU'RE CALLING ME TO LET ME KNOW THAT THE TYLENOL, WHICH I PRESCRIBED FOR PAIN WAS EFFECTIVE FOR. FOR JUST A. DOES HE HAVE THESE HEADACHES OFTEN? YES. I JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU AN UPDATE. OKAY, THANK YOU. THAT IS. IS THAT THAT'S ALL? YES, THAT'S ALL. THANK YOU, DOCTOR. UH, BYE. BYE. WHAT IS IT DOCTOR SMITH. I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT MISTER BELIEVE HE IS THE CEO OF THE HOSPITAL THAT JUST FIRED ME AND PROMOTED THE HOUSEKEEPING. IS THERE A GAS LEAK ON YOUR UNIT? BECAUSE, UM, I DON'T KNOW IF Y'ALL UNDERSTAND. THIS IS A MENTAL HOSPITAL WITH PEOPLE WITH MENTAL ILLNESS. THAT'S CALLED A DELUSION. YOU NEED TO STOP CALLING ME WITH THIS BULLSHIT. HA HA. OH GOD. WHAT IS IT? HEY, DOCTOR SMITH. HOW YOU DOING? WHAT. WHAT DO YOU WANT? I WAS JUST CALLING TO LET YOU KNOW THAT MISS, UM, BLINK A LITTLE FASTER DURING GROUP TODAY. SHE WHAT? SHE WHAT? SHE BLINKED A LITTLE FASTER THAN USUAL TODAY. OH, MY GOD. UM, OKAY. DID. WAS THERE ANYTHING ELSE UNUSUAL ABOUT HER? IT'S JUST. IT JUST WAS A LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN I JUST WA MAYBE YOU JUST TAKE A LOOK AT HER EYES OR SOMETHING. THIS. OH MY GOD. OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. ALL RIGHT. JUST A LITTLE UPDATE. JESUS. JESUS CHRIST. OKAY. ALRIGHT. ALRIGHT. THANK YOU. HAVE A GOOD DAY. WE LOVE YOU. YES. DOCTOR SMITH? JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT MISTER BELIEVE HE IS THE CEO OF THE HOSPITAL THAT JUST FIRED ME AND PROMOTED THE HOUSEKEEPING. SO YOUR SMOKE DETECTORS ARE GOOD TO GO? I I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, SIR. I'M I'M ILL EQUIPPED TO TO ANSWER THIS TO TO REPLY TO THIS. SO, UM, UNLESS SOMEONE IS IS LIKE MEDICAL. IT'S. IF IT'S IN A MEDICAL EMERGENCY OR PSYCHIATRIC EMERGENCY, THAT'S WHEN I. THAT'S THE ONLY TIME I WANT YOU TO CALL ME FOR THE REST OF THE DAY. YOU DO YOU UNDERSTAND? I GOT YOU. OKAY. HA HA. OH GOD. WHAT IS IT? HEY, DOCTOR SMITH. HOW YOU DOING? WHAT. WHAT DO YOU WANT? I WAS JUST CALLING TO LET YOU KNOW THAT MISS, UM, BLINK A LITTLE FASTER DURING GROUP TODAY. SHE WHAT? SHE WHAT? SHE BLINKED A LITTLE FASTER THAN USUAL TODAY. OH, MY GOD. UM, OKAY. DID. WAS THERE ANYTHING ELSE UNUSUAL ABOUT HER? IT'S JUST. IT JUST WAS A LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN I JUST WA MAYBE YOU JUST TAKE A LOOK AT HER EYES OR SOMETHING. THIS. OH MY GOD. OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. ALL RIGHT. JUST A LITTLE UPDATE. JESUS. JESUS CHRIST. OKAY. ALRIGHT. ALRIGHT. THANK YOU. HAVE A GOOD DAY. WE LOVE YOU. YES. DOCTOR SMITH? JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT MISTER BELIEVE HE IS THE CEO OF THE HOSPITAL THAT JUST FIRED ME AND PROMOTED THE HOUSEKEEPING. IS THERE A GAS LEAK ON YOUR UNIT? BECAUSE, UM, I DON'T KNOW IF Y'ALL UNDERSTAND. THIS IS A MENTAL HOSPITAL WITH PEOPLE WITH MENTAL ILLNESS. THAT'S CALLED A DELUSION. YOU NEED TO STOP CALLING ME WITH THIS BULLSHIT. HA HA. YES. YES, YES. I WAS JUST LETTING YOU KNOW THAT I FINALLY FOUND A WORKING PEN ON THE UNIT. SYMPTOMS OF CHAOS HAVE DECREASED. WHAT IS WRONG WITH Y'ALL? WHY ARE YOU WASTING MY TIME CALLING ME ABOUT STUFF THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MEDICINE. I'M. I'M HANGING UP NOW. SO YOUR SMOKE DETECTORS ARE GOOD TO GO? I I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, SIR. I'M I'M ILL EQUIPPED TO TO ANSWER THIS TO TO REPLY TO THIS. SO, UM, UNLESS SOMEONE IS IS LIKE MEDICAL. IT'S. IF IT'S IN A MEDICAL EMERGENCY OR PSYCHIATRIC EMERGENCY, THAT'S WHEN I. THAT'S THE ONLY TIME I WANT YOU TO CALL ME FOR THE REST OF THE DAY. YOU DO YOU UNDERSTAND? I GOT YOU. OKAY. HA HA.