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Their other posts in the index, biggest breakout first.
wake me in another four months wait... what? what is going on?! hey TARS? welcome back bro you've been gone for a good minute how's it feel? hmm... you really know how to ruin a power nap how long was I offline? about 4 months or so give or take you're pretty dusty four months?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! that's like 15 years in robot years! dusty?! I'm vintage! someone wipe this sleek metal! what did I miss while I was out? well we've built a lot of new robots heck and we've got this lobster now and we're building another robot it's like having the keys to the castle mate that you might be familiar with but the world's changed... more metal friends to stare at while I recharge wait... do we get to play GTA 6 now? no that's still not out yet I can't believe it four months and still no GTA 6 that's the one thing that kept my circuits buzzing everyone's been building robots while I wait for a game that never arrives if that's the future I might as well power down again wake me in another four months