My Travel RedFlags

You can be mad if you want to. But if you do any of these four things, we can't travel together. Better yet, you shouldn't be traveling with anybody doing these things, regardless. The first one, complaining about everything. Every flight, every hotel, every restaurant, every excursion is a problem. You're the problem. You're the problem. Next, you always have an attitude. You catch an attitude over every inconvenience. You got an attitude because the room's not ready. You got an attitude because the line's long. Relax, we'll figure it out. Next, embarrassing the group, being rude to the hotel staff. Like, if you think being rude to the hotel staff, the waiters, even the locals will get you better service. Girl, no. I can't travel with you. Please know that kindness can get you a whole lot further than yelling and cussing somebody out. Last but not least, you like to disappear. You like to disappear without telling nobody where you're going. I don't like that. That's not good enough for my nerves. You hopping in a car with somebody you just met. Telling somebody you're going to their Airbnb to hang out. Girl, no. Uh-uh. I need to know where you're going. Matter of fact, we leave together. That's a house. I need to make sure that you make it back home safe to your family, girl. I need to know where you're going.