Your Hotel Tells Me EVERYTHING I Need To Know

Your hotel tells me everything I need to know. Your hotel tells me everything I need to know. If you're staying at the Hampton, you're an entry level traveller. You don't need luxury. You need to wear clean, somewhere safe, and most importantly, free breakfast. You literally booked this because of the free breakfast. If you're staying at the Hilton, you've officially graduated. You're an experienced traveller. You like nice things, but you still checking prices before you book them. You want the upgraded room, a really nice lobby, and maybe even that executive lounge. You have executive taste. However, you're still filtering by the lowest and I'm not mad at you. And if you stay at the JW Marriott, you're a seasoned traveller now. The hotel isn't just somewhere to sleep. It's part of the vacation. You used to say, we're barely going to be in this room. Now you're mad your room didn't come with the balcony. And I guarantee you're taking a picture in that JW robe right now. And if you stay at the Ritz Carlton, you're a luxury traveller now. You expect service, the best service. You want someone opening your doors. You want your name to be remembered. You want your luggage upstairs before you can even think to get upstairs. You've officially reached the point where carrying your own baggage is just disrespectful. And if you stay at the Four Seasons, you're a sophisticated traveller. You don't even ask how much breakfast cost anymore. At this point, you're only watching this just to see how the other people live.