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People think I'm going to college to really major in chemistry, do all this. Like, really going to college for school. No. I'm going to college to get the fuck out of this house for free. My parents are paying. This is like my one chance for my parents to pay for my fucking living style. And get the fuck out of this little room. I have the most afraid baiting parents ever. And I feel like the fact that I am going to college, this like in the fall is making them rage bait me. They're trying to activate me. They're trying to make me give them a reaction. And they just slit me. No. I'm not falling for it. Rage bait me. Okay, mom. Okay, she's like, oh, I'm petty. I'm petty. She's like, she's not trying to provoke me. I'm not falling for your tricks, boo. Mhm. All I can say is okay. I'm going in two months. I'm going in two months. You're not gonna get a reaction out of me. You're gonna miss me when I'm gone. You're gonna miss me when I'm gone.
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