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I'm an old woman I can't carry all these You look like you're 12 It's just Botox, but thank you There's no bidet for cleaning your a** No, no, you don't clean your a** No, of course you don't You want me to scoop? You need water? What is this? In the garbage? Are these drugs? Hockey puck I'm not a drug dealer Natalie Who is this? That's my other roommate What's good? Yeah, he's gonna be living here too Do you at least have olive oil like the good kind? Oh yeah yeah yeah Vegetable oil Your cousin, he has a pool, his house is huge Oh if you're worried about the pool, there's a community center nearby Here you go Put it in her mouth Yeah That's your grandmother Should we get some food or something? What, do you want to get McDonald's? Yeah, that sounds great She smells Like That could be you I'm joking
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