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What did bro think was gonna happen as soon as he said his charges?

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The video leverages a high-engagement viral clip as a foundation for relatable, humorous commentary, tapping into the 'cringe' factor that drives high watch time and comment volume.

Summary

A creator reacts to a viral video of a man being rejected from the U.S. Army after admitting to serious felony charges. The creator mocks the man's lack of common sense for thinking he could join the military with such a criminal record.

Structure

1Reaction to the viral clip
2Analysis of the charges mentioned
3Commentary on the absurdity of the situation
4Final verdict on the man's failed attempt

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Bro thought they was gonna accept him

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What did bro think was gonna happen as soon as he said his charges? I don't think the military will let you join if you have three felony charges because what he just said were felony charges. Maybe if it was misdemeanors, but bro said three felony charges. Bro got caught with an unregistered and a loaded strap. Then he said the worst one possible, discharge of a weapon in a moving vehicle. That means he shot either at somebody or just shot in the air out of a car. Yeah, I would have told him to get the fuck on with that too because what? I can't even lie, at least he was honest about it. He could have lied his way into the military. He could have just said, yeah, I ain't got nothing on me or he could have just said, I got some parking tickets on me. This is probably the funniest attempt of trying to get into the army. He knew damn well with those gun charges on his record, he was not going to get accepted, but he took his chances, but at the end of the day, he wasted his time.