I wouldn't hire Deloitte to consult on mowing my lawn

Reply to Jerry Pilarz's comment I wouldn't hire Deloitte to consult on mowing my lawn BUT HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT OUR LAWN TO CLOUD GRASS 360 MODERNIZATION PROGRAM? BECAUSE WE JUST DID SUSAN NEXT DOOR AND HER STAKEHOLDERS ARE THRILLED. SO LIKE, THE REAL QUESTION IS, ARE YOU WILLING TO BE BEHIND ON LEGACY LOSER GRASS BECAUSE LEGACY MOWING, IT'S REALLY AN OLD, NON INNOVATIVE WAY OF THINKING. SO WE FOCUS ON DELIVERING AN AI ENABLED, CLOUD NATIVE, COMPLETELY REVOLUTIONIZED LANDSCAPE OPERATING MODEL CENTER OF EXCELLENCE THAT FOCUSES ON GRASS TRANSFORMATION THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE PROPERTY VALUE CHAIN. BECAUSE WE REALLY DON'T THINK IN TERMS OF LAWNS. WE THINK ENTIRE VEGETATION PORTFOLIOS. SO FIRST WE'RE GOING TO START, YOU KNOW, WITH THE FUTURE STATE GRASS ANALYSIS WHERE WE NEED TO LOOK AT EVERY BLADE AND THAT WILL COST YOU ABOUT 500 PER BLADE. DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT THAT, BUT THAT IS AN INVESTMENT IN YOUR FUTURE LAWN CENTER OF EXCELLENCE. AND THEN WE'LL BUILD YOU A FIVE YEAR ROAD MAP IN ORDER TO ACHIEVE THE LAWN THAT'S GONNA DRIVE THE MOST VALUE. AND WE'LL BE THERE EVERY SINGLE STEP OF THE WAY. AND YOU KNOW, EXCEPT FOR WHEN IT COMES TO ACTUAL MOWING, THAT'S A DIFFERENT PRACTICE. YEAH, SO WE'LL, WE'LL GO AHEAD AND ADDRESS THAT IN PHASE TWO WITH A DIFFERENT STATEMENT OF WORK. YEAH, YOU KNOW, I GET THAT IT'S AN INVESTMENT FOR SURE IT'S A LOT OF MONEY, BUT ULTIMATELY IT'S YOUR LAWN, RIGHT? SOME PEOPLE WANNA BE MARKET LEADERS. SOME PEOPLE ARE TOTALLY COMFORTABLE BEING THE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE HOA. AND THEN IT'S YOUR CALL, YOUR CALL, RIGHT? I'M JUST IN A PARTNER TO HELP YOU WIN.