mild rant incoming

trend is over for me OK well long story short I went to an event and they had these cute little drinks that were these dot cake themed drinks but in my head I was like OK I've never seen a drink contain sprinkles in it but this is when the dot cake trend was like really popping off so I was like okay might as well just give it a shot and when I ordered the drink bartender was like oh do you want the sprinkles that come with and I'm like yes that's the whole point of the drink right so I got the sprinkles also mind you like the way that he was like introducing these sprinkles he wasn't very enthusiastic about it either he was like do you want the sprinkles that come with it and I was like yeah I do so he makes a drink and then he gives it to me the drink itself was so cute it was like rimmed with the dot cake sprinkles excited to drink it I took my pictures and the cup was like this long so the straw was also very long I did not realize there were so many sprinkles the drink was colored so I couldn't see thru it at the bottom of the drink right I inhaled a lot of sprinkles I would say I inhaled like at least 30 sprinkles and I love sprinkles by the way I'm a huge sprinkle girl so I realized that it's not disintegrating in my mouth like a normal sprinkle should nor do they taste like anything oh my gosh maybe these are just like extra hard sugar crystals so I just kept them in my tongue and let them try to melt and also I was not by myself when I was drinking this I was with a group of people and the brand people and the event and like everyone was there so I was literally like in a group of people as I was drinking this and I'm keeping it on my tongue and my mind is racing at this point cause I'm like um these are not disintegrating I start chewing on them with my teeth and my teeth almost shattered this is when I start freaking out cause I'm like are these not sprinkles and the bartender was like kind of looking at me at this point cause I'm just drinking and like just like trying to contain my face I'm just like he's looking at me he goes you can spit it out if you don't like it and I got even more embarrassed cause I'm like no I'm the one cause he asked me do you want sprinkles and I'm like yeah I want sprinkles and now he's looking at me chewing on the sprinkles and he's like if you don't like the sprinkles spit it out and I was like um I'm with the brand and the team and the people so I did not want to just like be really rude and spit out the drink you know what I'm saying like I don't know I just didn't wanna be that one there was no trashcan so he was offering me a napkin to spit it out in like it was so gross like I don't wanna spit out my food and my drink in front of people I was like okay you need to swallow these you need to swallow these little balls literally trying to force myself to swallow but my body would not let me swallow it because like it's like so hard there's like 30 of them in my mouth like each pouch I felt like a hamster like 30 balls 30 balls and I'm like what do I do I'm like trying to chew on them they're not disintegrating and he's still looking at me so I'm like okay no I have no other choice but to spit it out spit out the sprinkles onto a napkin I was looking at it it's like very colorful but they did not melt and when I look closely at them they were not sprinkles it was straight up plastic beads the bartender was looking at me spitting it out and he was like did you not like the drink and I show him my napkin and I'm like these are not sprinkles he's like what do you mean they're not sprinkles I'm like I think these are plastic but he was not very like I mean if I gave out plastic beads I would have been like mortified I would have been like oh my god I'm so sorry like I can't believe that happened here goes the brand gave it to me like I don't have no idea the brand gave it to me I'm just using what the brand told me to give and I was like oh okay it's no problem he reoffers to remake it for me and I drink the drink without the sprinkles I don't know like everyone saw me spit out the sprinkles but no one really cared and I was like oh these are by the way these are not sprinkles to like the team and then they were like sorry anyways and then they kept talking I was like oh okay never mind I almost choked on like 40 little like Orbeez microbeads plastics and I was like oh okay and but I told the bartender I'm like I don't know maybe I'm tripping please try it and then he picked up one tiny sprinkle and he puts it in his mouth and he goes hmm not sprinkle I put 50 of them in my mouth and I was like oh yeah they're not sprinkles hmm and later I see him like call someone over and he's like these are not sprinkles I was like hmm wonder who told you that so I'm like I don't know who else drink that luckily I did not get hurt dark cake sprinkles I'm traumatized I don't want any kind of sprinkle like that in my mouth I'm like scared that they're not sprinkles anymore because they look like sprinkles and that's my story I almost choked on like 50 little balls in my mouth yeah