Hello. Are you going to fucking fly me out or not?

@melodyplease

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Why it worked

The video likely worked due to its provocative and humorous approach to a common dating app scenario, using aggressive and unexpected demands to create a comedic effect. The creator's confident and over-the-top persona, combined with the relatable (though exaggerated) theme of transactional dating, likely resonated with viewers.

Summary

The creator humorously demonstrates how she "cold calls" her Hinge matches, demanding money and specific actions. She simulates a conversation where she aggressively requests payment and a dog costume, ultimately receiving $20.

Structure

1Introduction to the premise: cold calling Hinge matches for money.
2Aggressive demands and insults towards the match.
3The "dog costume" request and the simulated payment.
4The creator's satisfaction with receiving money.
5Concluding the interaction with a dismissive farewell.

Product placement

Hinge: dating app, ACTS - used to find matches, removing it would change the premise of the video. iPhone: phone, APPEARS - used to make calls, removing it would not change the premise of the video. PayPal: payment service, ACTS - used to send money, removing it would change the outcome of the video.

Original caption

He thought he could get away with $1….. #sales #coldcall #dating #satire #aggressive

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Call to action

Meet me this weekend 2pm in your fucking dog costume. 2k cash.

On-screen text

This is how I cold call my Hinge matches and get $

Transcript

Hello. Are you going to fucking fly me out or not? I know. Yes. Yeah. Well, you already sound fucking pathetic, bitch. Where the fuck are you? Why the fuck haven't you paid my bills yet? I will I will pay it the bill. Oh my god, just shut shut up. Just shut the fuck up. I don't even know why I match with some bitch ass like you. So, here's what the fuck we're going to do. You're going to spoil me, take me out and you're going to dress up like a dog. Are you serious? Dress up like a dog, go, roof, roof. Um yes. Hurry, bark. That's a good boy. See, it wasn't that fucking hard. Okay? Now, why the fuck did your ugly ass think you can match with me on hinge? No, I'm seriously like, do you think I was just going to match for love? I don't you look so so perfect. I just wanted to try to to match. Yeah, that'll never happen. I'm only after your money. So show me money or get fucking lost. Send, send. on PayPal or Yes. Okay. 10. Three, two, one. One second. I I I'm sending right now. I'm sending right now. Oh my god, bro. You're so fucking pathetic. What's the last time you did with someone? I don't know like Like never. You can't you can't think of shit. Like money. Damn. Imagine her seeing you now being a bitch. I just sent you something. $1. No, like uh 15. I was a mistake. I I try again. Are you kidding me? 20 for that. I'm sorry. I don't know why that's happened because I was. Because you're dumb. You're dumb. You have no fucking brain cells between your fucking ears. Hurry up. Much better, bitch dog. Okay, so shut the fuck up. Meet me this weekend, 2:00 p.m. where your fucking dog costume. 2k. 2k cash. Okay? Let's please say don't. Just say yes, ma'am. Yes ma'am. Good dog. Thank you ma'am. Thank you so much. God bless, thank you. Yeah, you're fucking welcome. All right. Talk to you later. I love you. Thank you. God bless, love you. Bye. Bye.