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This is how I cold call my EX BF & make him clean my apartment

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The video likely performed well due to its provocative and confrontational nature, using strong language and a bold premise to grab attention. The humor, albeit dark, and the relatable (though exaggerated) scenario of dealing with an ex-boyfriend contribute to its shareability.

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The video features a woman making a series of provocative and demanding statements to an unseen person, presumably her ex-boyfriend, over the phone. She asserts her dominance and demands that he clean her apartment, using aggressive and demeaning language.

Structure

1Woman states her intention to cold call her ex-boyfriend.
2She makes demands and insults him.
3She sets a time and place for him to clean her apartment.
4She concludes with a dismissive statement about his worth.

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This is how I cold call my EX BF & make him clean my apartment

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Who's my mommy? Are you gonna come fucking clean my house and be a good bitch or not? I'm not cleaning nobody's house. Yeah, I can tell cuz you look dirty as fuck. Don't clean my shit. I would never go near you, I would never be in your fucking presence if you weren't giving something to me. Let's get that straight right now, bitch. You need to be a man. No, shut the fuck up and listen. Are we on a call or are you being for real or is this how you always are now? This is how I always am now. Bitch. But you said you'd never kiss me though, but that's not true. Shut your ass. Shut up. Okay? Next thing you're gonna kiss is my fucking dick. Get your head out of your ass since you can't afford to take me out on a date. Come clean my house. Get on your hands and knees, bitch. I wish I was getting some brain. You don't deserve shit. You're not even a real man. You're not even a fucking human to me. Come be my maid and you can move up a level, okay? I probably got people that pay you big money to talk to them like this. Yeah, you don't like it, but yeah, here you are still on your fucking phone. I'm not fucking gonna be around at 2 PM tomorrow. Just say yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. That wasn't so hard, was it? I wish it was hard. But it's not. Yeah, okay. Shut you don't deserve to be hard. Okay? What you doing tonight? I love you. Bye. Only thing I've got on is your fucking wallet and your brain. And your brain. I wish I was getting some brain. You don't deserve shit. You're not even a real man. You're not even a fucking human to me. Come be my maid and you can move up a level, okay? I probably got people that pay you big money to talk to them like this. Yeah, you don't like it, but yeah, here you are still on your fucking phone. I'm not fucking gonna be around at 2 PM tomorrow. Just say yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. That wasn't so hard, was it? I wish it was hard. But it's not. Yeah, okay. Shut you don't deserve to be hard. Okay? What you doing tonight? I love you. Bye.