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If I ever need to use a restroom, how would I do that? Don't. Ah. The restroom is right outside my door. The only problem is my grandpa's right next to it too. So if you have to go, I have to sit and watch you in case he knocks on the door. Why? Do you need to use the restroom right now? Nah. Are you sure? Pretty sure. And so we went to bed and everything was fine. Until. The next morning. I wake up and I really, really needed to pee. So I wake her up like, "Hey, um, can I go to the restroom?" My whole family's awake. "Can you hold it?" Uh, no, please. "Can you just take me to the restroom outside your door?" "My grandpa's gonna see you." "To pee." "You have to wait until I drive you to the gas station or something." The problem is... PROBLEM. She didn't understand how bad it was... DIDN'T HOW WAS. Literally me: NEXT WAS OVER FLOOR UP THE IF D LIKE IT'S MY TO PEE MOMENT. So what do you think I did next? a.) hold it in till we got to the gas station b.) sneak into the restroom without getting caught c.) pee on the floor and clean it up d.) piss out the window. If you said D, you'd be correct. Like it's my to pee. But in the moment of despair, I had an idea.