How Fast Can You Move In?? 🏡 💨

How fast can you move in?? 🏡💨 That's 300,000s gonna get you in San Antonio, Texas. It's a speed tour. Let's go. Let's push open the big heavy door and get in here. Camera man, show them that chandelier. And over there, check out that stone wall. Let's go this way. Same way. Speed tour. Right here we have a beautiful round table. And now here we have another beautiful view. Right there's your little wine spot. Guys, remember, drinking and driving is difficult. But the more you do it, the better you'll get. Let me ask you a question. Do you see yourself in this kitchen? Show me. I don't see myself in this kitchen either. Anyway, and here we go. Right here's a closet. Here's some beautiful towels. Camera man, you need to start cleaning yourself. Show them that beautiful white family, just like mine. And over here, guys, we have a beautiful shower. Here's a tub. You got two heads. Right here's the sink. And over here, guys, we have another closet. And in here, there's a beautiful bathroom. Right there's the toilet. Guys, that's where you go to take dumps. It's away from the rest of the home. I'm not too good of a magician, apparently. Anyway, let's go this way. Speed tour. Right there's a light. Here we go. There's half someone's body. There's the TV. And over here, we're sliding the door open. Let's see what we can do. Camera man, let's see. Right here we have a beautiful barbecue. Dwayne the Rock Johnson. You looked the wrong way, idiot. Right there we see a beautiful outdoor area. Back in the home. Let's go. Stay with me. Speed tour. Right there's a double-sided fireplace. Burning off the meat. And here we go. Right there's a beautiful bathroom. And in here, there's a closet. And here's a beautiful closet. Oh, dang it. And in here, there's a mudroom. Right there's the mudroom. One more time. This is the garage. This is the garage. And if you want to buy this house, fill out the link in my bio or click the link. Me. This is the garage.