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Their other posts in the index, biggest breakout first.
WHAT? WHEN? AT NIGHT. YOU DON'T KNOW THIS? WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING, YOUR BOOBS SHRINK SHRINKS. OH YEAH? WHAT DID YOU SAY? WHAT? SHE SAID FUCK AND DAMN IT. WHO DID? WHO DID? AUDREY, ON THE BUS. ON THE BUS. DID YOU TELL HER? DID YOU TELL HER? SHE SAID DON'T TELL ME SINCE WE DON'T TELL ON HER SINCE. FOR FRIENDS. SO I DIDN'T. OKAY, IT'S VIDEO. MY BOOTY CHEEKS ARE HANGING OUT. MY BOOTY CHEEKS. TO TAKE A VIDEO OF ME. AND THEN I WANT YOU TO WATCH ME HUG THE TREE. MY FAVORITE TREE. BASSWOOD. OH, BASSWOOD. THAT'S YOUR FAVORITE? LET'S GO. OH, MISTER, I'M TRYING TO PRAY FOR YOU, BUT I CAN'T WON'T GIVE ME PRAY STUFF. SO I'LL HAVE MYSELF WITH PAPER. THAT. WELL, THAT IS SOMETHING YOU CAN LEARN ABOUT. MAKE ME HAPPY. ICE CREAM. HOW'S THAT PARFAIT? RIKEY KINDS OF FUN. HOW DOES A BANANA SAY HI ON THE PHONE? YELLOW. OKAY, SO YOU NEVER TOLD ME DURING TOMORROW. LIKE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND THAT'S SO IMPORTANT? CELEBRATING MY BIRTHDAY. OKAY, COOL, FINE. WHAT I'M DOING THIS WEEKEND? CELEBRATING MY BIRTHDAY. VIENI VERO ANNI NON MOLLARE. OKAY, SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I DON'T WANNA KNOW NOW. DO YOU WANNA KNOW NOW? IT'S A SECRET. KEEP YOUR SECRET. I DON'T WANNA KNOW NOW. DO YOU WANNA KNOW NOW? IT'S A SECRET. KEEP YOUR SECRET. ALRIGHT, TELL ME YOU KNOW, LIKE THREE TREES. NO, I MEAN MOM. A FEW MEANS THREE. OKAY, HOW ABOUT 20? NO. OKAY, ME SOME. UM. BLACK CHERRY, SAUCER MAGNOLIA, AMERICAN MOUSEWOOD, GIANT SEQUOIA, COAST REDWOOD AND SILVER MAPLE, ARBOR AND RED MAPLE. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE? WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT AMERICAN BASSWOOD? THEY HAVE HEART SHAPED LEAVES. OH, ALRIGHT. THANKS FOR YOUR TIME, SIR. HAHA.