Chronically online mfs who CHOOSE get offended by something:

I love rainy weather, bro. It's so beautiful. When the sun's out, bro, that's so classy, bro. Nature is classy. Because almost people hate rainy and gloomy weather. So check your privilege. Because not everybody gets to enjoy sunny days. I have these fake tattoos that look so cool. My culture is not your costume. Why are you acting like I just did something racially offensive? Just get a real tattoo, bro. Did we forget there's many reasons why somebody doesn't want a permanent body mod? I really like when authors use challenging words. You get to learn stuff. It teaches you new vocabulary. Whoa. Check your ableism. No, people with disabilities can't read big words. People with disabilities are just as capable of learning stuff just like everybody else. What do you want them to read? To even more offensive that you think they are incapable of picking up a dictionary or using context clues. Oh my god, bro. Can you help me out? I need your opinion on something for work. You are forcing me to take emotional labor to something I did not consent to. I just need an opinion for work. I don't owe you anything, okay? This is your problem.