Nightmare haircuts

A year ago from today I cut my hair here I'll show you. And um, yeah, it was really bad. And the whole reason I got my haircut was because I was on the 4th of July, I asked my friend over and then she cut my hair like a wolf cut. But she has curly hair and I had straight hair. So like we don't have the same hair type. So she wasn't really familiar with cutting straight hair. So she just cut like lines, no offense, if she's seeing this, I love you. I really had no problem with it. My mom was like, 'May, this is so uneven.' So then we cut it like this. And I hated it. I hated it even more. I had a bob, I was like, I hate this bob. So I was like, why didn't I get a Bixie? Why didn't I get a Bixie? So this is what I asked for. I went to the salon, okay? It was an Asian barber inside of the Jessgo. Okay, that's where I knew I went wrong. Not because the dude was Asian or because it was in Jessgo, but just because I was asking for an alternative looking hairstyle at a salon that does not specialize in that. So I ended up getting the bowl cut and I was really, really sad. And a lot of people lied to me in my face saying it looked good. No, I just know those people were praying on my downfall. And they were just like happy I looked ugly as hell. So anyways, my hair is long now and I was gonna cut it this summer but I remembered what happened last time. I cut it. So I never cutting it in a while.