> Girl, my eyes just landed on the clothes. Wait up.

> Girl, my eyes just landed on the clothes. Wait up. If you don't mind me asking, where did the two of you meet? Micah glances at you giving you the signal to reply. [lie] We're actually siblings. [let him answer.] ... uhh Oh! So you're going on a little sibling-outing today? No, it's a romantic date. We're dating to marry. A-as siblings...? (stifling laughter) We're actually step-siblings. Yup! And that makes it okay! What are you thinking saying that? What am I thinking saying that? That's supposed to be a secret. Hmm? Well, she asked, big bro! So I just answered! (gagging) That was disgusting. That was disgusting. That's where you draw the line? You don't like being my big brother? I can't do this anymore. [gasp] Are you breaking up with me? (to salesperson) WE AREN'T SIBLINGS. We are. He's just embarrassed. He doesn't believe that love is love. WHAT THE FUCK??? I'M LITERALLY A DIVA?! Oh my god, please please please. I can't deal with this. Sir. I can assure you that at this establishment we don't judge. See big bro? She doesn't judge. WHAT-- YOU SHOULD JUDGE. WE MET ONLINE. It's alright, you don't have to be embarrassed. It's okay that you met in Alabama. Nice one. - WE MET AT AN ONLINE TOURNAMENT! Would've been more believable if you just said Tinder. > Yeah Big Bro! We met for the first time at home, don't you remember? When paw paw and maw maw had their wedding when we were younger! And then we play fought together, grew up with each other, and turned into the couple that we are today! I'm sure no one cares about our 20 year age difference! We do not judge at this establishment. WHY ARE YOU GANGING UP ON ME? You barely know each other! She knows enough to know that I'm not lying about us being siblings. WE DON'T EVEN LOOK ALIKE! We don't have to look alike to be step siblings. Well, the beauty genetics was certainly passed down. Aww! Thank you so much! I certainly agree. I'm never shopping here again. Are you really not gonna take me to my favorite shop ever again? ... no.