There's been a lot of hate for how expensive coffees is getting, but has anybody visited the ice cream shop recently?

There's been a lot of hate for how expensive coffees is getting, but has anybody visited the ice cream shop recently? Um, if you're like skinny and on your health, you're like, probably not. But I live in Michigan and we have a parasite and I'm half positive I have the parasite. And the parasite in me wanted ice cream today. Okay? And you don't argue with the parasite. So I drive my little ass to our local ice cream shop and I get in line and I order my Heath flurry, okay? Vanilla ice cream Heath pieces. Do not fucking knock it till you try it. It's the best goddamn thing I've ever. I know I'm a 50-year-old man at heart. I don't care. And the cashier looks at me and he says, today your total is going to be $9.11. I'm like, first of all, I remember because I'll never forget. Second of all, did you just say $9.11? Are you fucking kidding me? Am I hearing bullshit? Are you pranking me right now? Because I swear to God, I just heard you say almost $10 for a fucking flurry. No. He wasn't pranking me. He was being dead serious. And that was before tip. Okay? And I'm never going to skip out on a tip for an ice cream place because I worked at an ice cream place. And let me tell you after one of those shifts, you'll be finding ice cream in places you didn't even know ice cream could get into. After tip, shit, I need to finance this bitch. Y'all take after pay on this bitch? Can I do like four installments on this bitch? What the fuck? I could have bought a top at Marshalls. And then, you know, like, I eat like two bites of it because now my stomach fucking hurts. It's going to go in our freezer. And I'm not going to touch it for like another three months because I'm either going to forget about it or I'm going to want something different. So I'm going to go back to the ice cream place. Listen, it's just it's just getting absurd. And there's no hate to the ice cream place because I fucking love that place. I will spend every dollar of my last to keep their lights on. But uh, gosh, I just I feel like I'm getting old because what do you mean? I spent $10 for ice cream alone.