Job Interview at Defense Startup Beautiful

Beautiful, isn't it? The city skyline, not yet reduced to rubble or ash. Quite nice. The office, what do you think about it? It's really cool. Nice, right? Yeah. Have you met Roscoe? Roscoe? Roscoe, blow kisses. That's a good boy. Roscoe is so friendly. That's awesome. Must be great for combat. Oh no, Roscoe is for domestic use. We're a defense startup that doesn't take ourselves too seriously. It's a fun vibe here. Some people were playing video games. Video games? Video games where? Oh no, that's not a video game. Oh. So this role is going to be performance based. Great, great. Yeah, as long as you hit your targets, you should be fine. Hit my targets? Your targets, your KPIs. Right. Yeah, of course. And orphanages. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Oh my God. Tough room. That's fun. You're funny. Don't let me blow it up. Kidding. Kidding.