Job Interview at Defense Startup

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During a mock job interview at a defense startup, the interviewer presents a series of increasingly absurd and offensive concepts, starting with a comparison of naval fleets and escalating to a drone that detonates inside a person's body. The interview concludes with the interviewer offering a high salary and benefits for a role involving this drone.

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Tell me what you see here.nA loving Chinese family?nOkay.nAnd where are they living?nThat's my house.nBingo.nChinese shipbuilding exceeds American shipbuilding by 230 to 1.nThat puts us on a direct collision course by the year 2030.nOkay.nUnless you want to be eating hot pot and dim sum for dinner every single night, we have to do something about it.nThat actually sounds incredible.nThat's great.nI would like that.nShut your mouth.nHere's what we're building.nThat's a blue whale.nRetrofitted with heat-seeking torpedoes, leveraging the built-in sonar of the mammal itself.nOh my god, okay.nA drone?nNot just any drone.nA nano-drone that can fly inside of your pee hole and detonate from the inside.nAll right, we don't need to say that.nThat's the killer doll.nSquid Games?nYes.nOkay, um, thanks man.nI'm gonna head out, but I appreciate the info.nWait, uh, it's 230k pay with unlimited PTO.nAll right, thanks for that transparency.n280k pay with 401k matching.nAnd I'll throw in some free swag t-shirts.nThe drone that crawls in your pee hole...nworking on that today?