Why did you get fired?
I made a couple inappropriate statements to HR.
Um and uh
Pause let's bring in Valeria.
Alright ladies and gentlemen, welcome off camera but on the mic uh R Head of HR Valeria.
Um so where we just ended off?
He got fired from a job two months ago. I asked why he said inappropriate comments to HR.
I immediately paused to bring you in so that he can say what he said to HR while HR is in the room. What did you possibly say to your HR?
Um honestly I found her like kind of attractive. I'm not gonna lie so I like the first thing I kind of said to her was like, "Oh you look kind of good today." And she's like, "Oh thank you." And like I'm a people person, okay? So like I like to get to know somebody, like you were in the Italian flag. Oh, you're Italian, right?
He's also an alleged way, so be aware.
Alleged. Alleged. Let's let's let's use some.
How do you allegedly get some more time and a your employees are working double time for you, man.
Anyways, speaking of double time, look at your waistline. Goddamn.
Anyways, I was I was talking to her like, do you wear that dress often?
And she started giving me this like weird like shoulder shrug. I didn't know that
So pause there. Pause there.
He does that to you at the workplace.
Well, even whatever even even without him doing and giving me more information just as he was describing the story, his body language and like even some gestures here, I'm like, what is going on?
What is going on?
We got some psychoanalyst here. I'm already you're not even friendly with me like that, but I'm already feeling.
It's it's starting to border.
Okay, look at your story, okay?
So what happened next?
So basically I was like, do you wear that dress often?
And she's like, no, I really like to see you that wear that more.
And then I try to give her a little twirl.
No, you did not.
I wouldn't do it and then I was like, like I go on 6th Street every weekend and I'm
Yo chica bonita suavecito come over here mamacita, right?
And that's not in the
I know women should
But sorry, Rico can't flirt a little bit.
We should be able to look at a little porn.
I'm sorry, Jesus.
No camera over the phone.
We like to bring it.
Have you heard of harassment?
I haven't heard of that word ever.
That's why everything's alleged currently.
Allegedly. I love that word as you don't get there, yeah.
What was the reason for termination?
Harassment.
Well, that and I mean, I wasn't making shit for the company.
I was basically bum ass.
That's where this all started, by the way. So essentially all I had to do was make like 80 dials and I would just like ring the phone and then I just hang up before like anything could like actually take place.
Log it as a call.
And then they found out not to mention the inappropriate.
And honestly.
Oh, there's more.
There's so much more.
Please tell us now. I was on
Basically phone with my co-
Like like Facetime on the laptop or whatever.
And like I'm just like talking mad shit. I'm talking like conspiracies all this shit.
And like I'm gonna entertain.
I'm like the showboat man of this company.
Oh my god, yeah.
That's what they employed. No.
No, but like some people like don't know when you're joking.
And what else did you joke about?
I joked about I'm Alex.
Like I took I joked about they make the frogs gay.
And like I was well.
How long did you last in this job?
Like we tried day one.
I think it lasted like
Seven, eight months I think. Wow.
Six, seven months.
Wow.
Oh.
You wish.
I'm like the youngest guy.
Dude no Mark.
I'm 25. I'm 24.
You see they discriminate against us, okay?
We need more Gen Z in here, okay?
