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I just want to wish sweetie you happy anniversary and let you know that a year from now we will not be in front of forty million people and congratulations to you Mr President on your anniversary i'm sure this was the mo- most romantic place you could imagine here here with me so I congratulations speaking words of wisdom in the spirit of Sesame street the president's remarks tonight are brought to you by the letter O and the number sixteen trillion i went shopping at some stores in Midtown i understand Governor Romney went for some stores in Midtown but I do need to warn you ladies and gentlemen you are all out about to witness the funniest performance in this in the sixty three year history of this event i do not believe in i can't trust Obama he is not no ma'am he's a he's a family man citizen that I just happen to have disagreements with on fundamental issues and that's what this campaign he's not thank you i appreciate the yesterday John McCain that he said that we can disagree without being disagreeable i think that's that's true i've said i've said it before and i'll say it again John McCain served his country with honor he deserves our thanks for that he's very likeable i agree with that i don't think i'm that bad you're likeable enough thank you so much
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