As the father of two teenage daughters, I know

As the father of two teenage daughters, I know the whole time you're just like, and then he said, girl, I couldn't believe it. My name is Barack Obama. My mother was born in Kansas. My father was born in Kenya. And I was born, of course in Hawaii. You ever drive? I not drive. I mean I I'm I'm able to drive. actually have a birth certificate. Where's my music? Thank you. Thank you, Congress. for spending eight years wishing you could replace me with a Republican or to put another way. How do you like me now? Basically, I'm here to announce that we're building Iron Man. I'm going to blast off in a second. We've been this has been a secret project we've been working on for a long time. It is hard to believe that this is my seventh year of pardoning a turkey. Time flies even if turkeys don't. I know. You think it's funny too, don't you? Uh being on the show? I'm going to press this. I don't touch that, please. Thanks for the interview and um thanks for letting me shoot my uh show here all these years. Not just because I'm older and grayer. Well, I'm I'm sorry, what did you say? said I was so fine. I'm not I'm not I'm not going to tell him to show you said that. Mr. President, Michelle said she's out of town and uh she wanted to know, did you make your bed this morning? Uh that would be no. Have you eaten today and are you taking care of yourself? Did you exercise? I did exercise. I did eat uh and I ate healthy and I had some carrot sticks uh along with the potatoes. Okay, good. And with that, I just have two more words to say. Obama.