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So had a buddy call me and uh set me up with a good deal on some carrots. And you know I can't turn away anything free. So now I got to get rid of a bunch of carrots. So call a bunch of buddies like who wants some carrots? Only someone buddies like, well I'm not home. But here's the key to my house. Go over there and take the eggs. Girlfriend lives off eggs. But yeah, put some carrots in the fridge. I could put some carrots in the fridge. This is gonna be fun. I feel like Santa Claus rolling through the night delivering carrots. Already did three stops. Now we're at buddy's house, he said, oh, just put some, put some in the fridge. Yeah, some. I'm really impressed how many carrots this fridge can hold. He has some storage here. He has a beer fridge. That's a beer fridge. So the two-year-old likes carrots. They eat a lot. Good chance he's gonna get all mad and not talk to me for a month, but you know what? Sacrifice has to be made for a good joke. Risk I'm willing to take. Many of these hay burners want a carrot. You want one? Oh, you like that? That's a good stuff. What about you? Any of you? You're trying. You're not very good at it. Here's the me, but apparently everyone gets real mad when you show up with 600 pounds of carrots.