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I took a shit in a creek and watched fish eat it. When I was 6 or 7, or as ⭐️aubrey would say the B.C. era, my mom decided to take our dog and I to go swimming in the creek that was behind our house. We walked down to the creek, and my dog and I were swoimming together while my mom tanned and kept an eye on us. I can't exactly remember if I ate something that didn't agree with me, but I had a stomach pain randomly hit me while we were swimming around and I instantly knew I had to shit. I started to think about my options because this thing was going to fly out soon. The creek was half a mile from my house and was up on a steep hill, which I simply couldn't have walked. This was the most reasonable option, but being little, I didn't wanna do that cause that was... too much walking. Scenario 2. We were in the woods and I could just go squat somewhere. but I didn't wanna get out of the water and risk being seen, even though it literally was a private creek and no one was there. Scenario 3. I could just poop in the water. Even though, again, no one was there. I go with the third option. So I pull my bottoms down, and I start doing my thing. Honestly it slid out like a slip and slide. *nyways.. Once it slipped out and I was done, I pull my bottoms back up, and pointed at my floating shit happily. Mom look! I pooped in the creek and the fish were eating it. Did you seriously just poop in the creek? We could have gone back home. I couldn't hold it. She shook her head at me in disbelief and sighed, because genuinely what could she have done? So I proudly watched the turd slowly float down the creek while fish were rocking it back and forth as they snacked on it. I genuinely thought this was the most fascinating thing in the world by the way. But hey. atleast I fed the fish and didn't shit my pants, you know?