Sunflower: POV: plants choosing how long they wanna live for

So tell me, how many years do you wanna live for? Sunflower: I'm cool with just one year. Basil: I'm cool with just one year. Marigold: I'm cool with just one year. Posidonia Oceanica: 100,000 years 100,000 fucking years Yeah, I'll outlive every plant in existence. Field Pennycress: The last guy wanted 100,000 years Geez, man, yeah I'll just do like six weeks if that's cool. Desert Ephemerals: The last guy wanted six whole weeks Yeah, fuck all that shit, bro. Give me just two weeks I want the shortest lifespan out of any plant in existence. Kings Holy: Two weeks is way too short. I want 43,000 years. Lomatia Tasmanica: I'll just copy the guy before me. Giant Sequoia: I wanna be fucking huge. Oh, what's up? That wasn't the question. Um, oh, yeah, the question was how many years? Um, honestly like 3,000 or something, but make sure to make me big. Rose: All of these guys are asking for way too much. I'll just do like five days. Tulip: Go fuck yourself, Rose. I'll double your lifespan just out of spite. Give me 10 days. Pando: I want 16 fucking thousand