Hot Desking: A National Crisis

What's the worst possible thing that has happened? Greg has sat at my desk. I know we hot desk, but it's kind of well known that that's where I sit. I've asked my buddy on Teams rather than being able to lean across the desk and tell my jokes. It just doesn't have the same effect. I tried to raise it with HR, they said they won't be following it up. What should I expect from HR who has yet to get me a headset? This is the difference. This is different and uncomfortable. My snacks in my desk, my desk, technically my desk. About scabby Greg thinks they're hot desk snacks. I have to sit right next to the toilet door, which I quickly got over cataloging how long everyone was taking in the bathroom so I could snitch on them. Because I saw Daryl, well, Daryl went in. And at first I thought I just didn't see him come out. But then he comes out 45 minutes later with Lena. Who I didn't see go in. I shouldn't have to arrive at work on time just to get the desk that I