An agent asked did I want to do a game show

An agent asked did I want to do a game show. I told them no. So they said it's really big, so they flew me out here. I was in New York and they flew me out here. And they wouldn't tell me what it was. I thought it was deal or no deal like that. And so they said, it's Family Feud. I said, no, I don't want to do it. They said, why not? I said, because, you know, I don't want to be a traffic cop. I don't want to be here. We got look. So they gave me the tape. And the guy, he asked, what's your favorite pet? And the dude said, cow. And he said, let's see if it's up there. I said, I said, asked, favorite pet? You didn't say dog, cat, fish? Did you say cow? Why are we turning? Ain't up here. And so I said, she said, so what would you do? I said, why the hell he said, cow. And all these other. Oh, my God, you can't talk that way. They said, you can't talk that way. They said, you can't say anything their answers derogatory. I said, wait. So if they say something stupid, I can't identify it as stupid. I got to turn and act like I ain't stupid. I said, that's why I want to do the show. Well, what would you do? I have fun with it. So, they told me to come back a couple days later, they set up, they set up, some families, some cameras. And they asked me what would I do? And I. The audience. The people make the decision. The cameramen were laughing so hard. They couldn't even hold the cameras. They were just letting them go. And these people rolling. And they said, how did you do that? I said, what I do? I said, it's what I do. They said, well, if you took the job, we'd have to hire some writers, to beforehand, to write these jokes. We do 200 episodes. You could no writers. Give me the questions, I'll make the jokes as they go. Says, how can I? I said, the I don't do else. I don't know how to fix cars, nothing. I can't. I don't know how to build buildings. I can't sing. I said, I write jokes. There's you can be every day. So, how much do it pay? How much do it pay? I said, I can be funny every day. All right? What I do? You know what I do? Cause you all I do? All I do is say what y'all let the house be thinking. Y'all know this. They say a dumb ass answer, you it's dumb. So I say, what the house be thinking.