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HOW TO RUINnA LOG CABINnSO WE LIVEnIN A LOG CABIN.nTHAT MY WIFEnIS TURNING WHITE.nWE'RE JUST GONNAnTO THE COMMENT SECTION.nTHE FIRST ONEnYELLING NO!nTHE CREATOR SAYSnI LIKE THE WOOD,nMY WIFE DOESN'TnLIKE THE DARKNESS.nI HOPE YOUnLIKE MONEY EITHER.nIT'S OKAY TOnTELL HER NO.nHORRIBLE DECISION.nYOU CAN'T REVERSEnTHE ENTIRE IDEAnIS BECAUSE IT'SnA WOOD CABIN.nI THINK THEnI PERSONALLY REALLYnLIKE WOOD CABINS.nAND NOW INnYOU BASICALLY RUINEDnIT. YEP,nAND THE VALUEnJUST DROPPED 50%nTHIS IS SOnTRICKY.nA CALL WHENnSHE'S DONE.nBLASTER. AND STRIPnLOGS TO STAIN.nWONT BE ABLEnWHEN SHE'S DONE.nADD LIGHTING. DON'TnRUIN THE GORGEOUS WOOD.nLOG CABINS AREN'TnPAINTED FOR A REASON.nJUST WENT ON